The Forty Greatest Names In The Mortgage Lending Industry

BY RICH SWERBINSKY

1. Robert Fightmaster, First State Bank - This is like Cal Ripken’s record, no one is unseating this one.
   
   
2. Hakan Wildcat, Sunflower Bank Mortgage - Best part about this name is he’s just some totally average looking middle-aged white dude from Lawrence, KS.
   
   
3. Harry Glanz, Capital Mortgage Funding - Hopefully he states his name after shaking hands in meetings.
   
   
4. Shy Tittlebaum, Crescent Mortgage - Crescent Mortgage with FOUR names in the top forty, an interesting recruiting strategy. 
   
   
5. Pierce Outlaw, Patriot Home Funding - Good name for a lead character in a crappy romance novel.
   
   
6. Chuck Chill, Flagstar Bank - I just wanna have a beer with this guy so I can say I chilled with Chuck Chill.
   
   
7. Rusty Wiglesworth, Raymond James - An inordinate number of people on this list are in secondary marketing.
   
   
8. Prince Aurora, Aurora Financial - Great name for a superhero in an action flick.
   
   
9. Von Ringger, Comerica - Great name for a bad guy in an action flick.
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10. Richard McCool, Merchants Bank of Indiana - Going by Dick McCool would put him #2 on this list, he should consider it for that reason alone.
    
    
11. Monroe Thrower, GBC Funding
12. Bucky Houser, Centennial Mortgage
13. Riley Spear, Simple Nexus
14. Cola Galvin, Homespire Mortgage
15. Baird Marble, New Rez Correspondent
16. Cameo Gillette, Wells Fargo
17. Fobby Naghmi, First Option Mortgage
18. Flisadam Pointer, REMN Wholesale
19. Zeke Wolfgang, Freddie Mac
20. Liberty Tribe, Crescent Mortgage
21. Rocky Rockwell, First Guaranty Mortgage Corp
22. Scott Beer, Hallmark Home Mortgage
23. David Sober, LRES Corp
24. Shadi Taylor, Huntington Bank
25. Aspasia Chamoun, Bank Fund Staff Federal Credit Union
26. Dave Savage, Mortgage Coach
27. Harry Holder, Veritas Funding
28. Johnny Margarini, Point Mortgage
29. Freddy Casanova, The Money Source
30. Lou Machos, Landmark Network
31. Patrick Lockington, Optimal Blue
32. Scotty Pickle, Celebrity Financial
33. Drais Von Hagen, Crescent Mortgage
34. Dionisia Bejarano Coffman, Chase
35. Carmel York, Optifunder
36. Feliks Viner, First World Mortgage
37. Geri Glixman, First Integrity Mortgage
38. Rusty Creel, Crescent Mortgage
39. Matt Mullet, First Security Bank of Washington
40. Darwin Day, Franklin American